Margaret and Helen: Best Friends for 60 Years and Counting…

I waited in line for more than an hour to vote yesterday, but damn it, I voted. When I finally made it to the booth, I took that pen in my fist and made the heaviest, inkiest mark in the circle that I could, like a [...]

A lot of good stuff is going to happen after we move to Orlando tomorrow. Matt got his dream job. Our new apartment is bigger, nicer, and cheaper. So are our utilities. We’ll be minutes from The Simpsons Ride. We already have friends up there. I’m going to look into playing a new sport, and [...]

1. Updating my flickr stream. I’ve got photos on standby from June.
2. Laundry. Our love seat has been reassigned as “holder for mountain of clean laundry.”
3. This blog. SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED since July.

Gay guys leave the toilet seat up even more than straight guys.

The other day I was at the beach when the lifeguard sprinted by carrying his red plastic rescue thingy. Another lifeguard dove in after him and I watched with interest because from what I could tell, there was nothing to rescue – no flailing or screams or visible panicking. A rescue vehicle with flashing lights [...]

Wait, wait, not so fast.

First, we walked next door to Jackie’s on the Reef –

for a hot stone massage. Check it out, these are my feet, below –

I was totally naked in that little hut, just a few yards from the ocean, while I nice Jamaican lady gave me the rubdown [...]

Hey, know what I forgot to tell you in my first day Jamaica round-up? What actually happened. Namely, we traveled a lot, were delayed a lot, and I did something very stupid.

Apparently, every flight AirJamaica gets off the ground is delayed. After spending some time on the island, this is NO SURPRISE AT ALL, but [...]