Unlucky things that happen to me:

1. This first one is for Matt and I both. If we go see a concert or a show or any sort of spectator sport, and we’re in a room/auditorium/audience with a big group of people, the biggest, loudest assholes in the entire room will be seated directly in front [...]

I’m having the kind of day where I’m tempted to put “brush teeth” on my To Do List, just so I can have the satisfaction of checking something off.