Archive for January 11th, 2008

Getting Shirty

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Hello, My Name Is Hyman.

Would you like to attend my Hebrew Academy? The Hyman women are a quarter Jewish!

Perhaps you’d like to take a jaunt aboard the USS Hyman? You can be my first mate.

If you’re not up for the whole boat ride, may I offer you the opportunity to enjoy some of my fine [...]