Well hello, there.

Back from Ohio and Pennsylvania for Christmas. As always, it was too short and I miss my family like crazy. Spent Christmas Eve and morning with Matt’s family – I can’t say enough how cool it was to learn about their traditions.

I’m about to drop a giant photo upload on you all. A [...]

I have a new hobby.

Lots of people in South Florida drive like they have their heads up their asses. Now, whenever I see someone stupid enough to drive like a douche while simultaneously advertising a business with contact information emblazened upon the vehicle, I call the number.

Usually, the person picking up is either the terrible [...]

Sounds from our living room:

“YEEEES! YESSSSSSS! (pause) WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT?!”

Yep, Matt’s watching the Arsenal/Chelsea match.

I also just got up to refill my coffee, on the way back in gouged my left thigh on the corner of our guest room bed, spilled the coffee on my chair and rug in pain, and might have made [...]