Hi there, men of the world!

It must be exhausting, to be constantly told by retailers this time of year what an idiot you are when it comes to choosing gifts. I heard a commercial on the radio this morning, listing all the qualities of a fantastic Valentine’s Day gift, discussing the desires of men to procure and deliver such a gift, but then came the bad news, “But… you’re a guy.”

You know how I’m a bad driver because I’m a woman and my vagina makes me crash into things? I’m thinking your penis is somehow responsible for how much you suck at choosing gifts.

Anyway, sorry you’re so incapable. Good luck with that next week.

One more thing.

Dear Tourists,

The SuperBowl is over, and the weather’s not even that great. You can totally leave South Florida now. I’m really over the traffic.

Thanks,

Jamie

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