Confidential to Matt:

Telling me I “look like a hillbilly” is never, never, EVER a compliment.

People on the road who I unfairly assume or either assholes, bad drivers, or both:

Girls driving Jettas (bad drivers)

People with Choose Life license plates (assholes)

H2s (both)

Recent obsessions:

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Hey, I didn’t say this was new stuff. The cohabitataion with scud is going pretty good, but we are sorely lacking one thing – places to put our clothes. We both managed this just fine living separately, but for whatever reason, it’s a major challenge these days. We don’t really have any “bedroom furniture” [...]

Last night, I’m driving home from our first rugby practice after a holidays hiatus, when I notice it’s getting hard to see out of my windshield. It had rained while we were on the pitch, so my windshield is pretty splotchy, plus the lights in that area are kind of crazy – I figure it’s [...]

Every single time I see the phrase “coitus interruptus,” for a split second, I think it’s something Wile E. Coyote ordered from Acme.