Come On Down!
Hi!
Have I not returned your email?
Did I not call you back last night?
Did I forget to put on panties before exiting a limo during my latest paparazzi-saturated night out?
Well, that’s because I was a little busy last night.
A LITTLE BUSY MEETING BOB BARKER.
Aron casually posted to White Noise that he was going to the opening of a vegan restaurant, and Bob Barker would be there. Within seconds, I was on the phone.
Aron said I wasn’t even saying whole words. “Sublime?” (the name of the restaurant where I thought Bob would be) “Bob? Barker? Bob Barker at Sublime? Sublime? HOW DO I GET CLOSE TO BOB?!”
Fortunately, it was no problem and I did not have to have a stroke and die of disappointment. Instead, I just met Aron there and in we went.
Bob Barker Facts:
Bob Barker is 83 years old. As of this coming New Year’s Eve, he will have been on national television for 50 years. He’s been a vegetarian for 25 years – not just all about the spay and neuter. He told Aron he’s retiring this year because he wants to retire while he’s young. That Bob Barker is such a card.
I actually once sat sat in the studio audience of The Price Is Right and of course I told Bob this. He was very excited, “You did? You got to see the show?!” And then I dorked out by quoting one of his exact jokes from that show and then I smiled for a photo and left before I could humiliate myself any further.
It was awesome. Plus, free champagne!
That’s most of the photos, but if you want more Bob Barker, and really, who doesn’t? Complete set here.