I have had some crappy luck this past week. Nothing major. A little cold. My left ear clogged up, leaving my world muffled for three days. Big cut on my right index finger (EXTREME typing!). A Christmas package delivered to the wrong address, missing in action. (Okay, that one is not so minor.) That kind [...]

Hi!

Have I not returned your email?

Did I not call you back last night?

Did I forget to put on panties before exiting a limo during my latest paparazzi-saturated night out?

Well, that’s because I was a little busy last night.

A LITTLE BUSY MEETING BOB BARKER.

“Do you Bob, take this woman Jamie, to be one of Barker’s Beauties…”
Aron [...]

A mystery!

The weekend we moved in, we decided we were simply too exhausted to set up my bed. So we set my headboard and footboard NEAR the bed, then passed out on the box spring and mattress, resting right on the carpet.

On Sunday, I decided I cannot handle THAT shit one more night, and asked [...]

To my youngest sister Carrie, who turned 24 last week.

Carrie, I remember vividly when mom was pregnant with you. I remember mom and dad telling us we’d be getting a new brother or sister, and how happy they both were.

When Mom was pregnant with you, I was six and Mollie was four. Once a month, [...]