Walking Wounded
Check out the bruise I got on my arm during Saturday’s rugby match:

And that was taken today… uh, four days later. It was worse before.
That night, after the game, I was at a party. While taking a leak, I thought, “Man. My ass hurts.”
So I checked in the mirror… and found a cleat mark on my right butt cheek. Guess my ass got stepped on!