Recent Awkward Moment #1:

I notice one of my co-workers wearing a t-shirt that says You Know How I Know You’re Gay?, so of course, I walk up to him and brightly announce, “Because I munch carpet every day!”

Naturally, he completely forgets what his shirt says, and gets that “I’m trying to be polite to the [...]

I just had one of those days at the beach that reminds you of why I can’t afford a house in South Florida. Everyone wants to live by the beach.

Worked all morning, then came home, had a salad and some ice cream, tossed on a bikini and some flip flops and headed out the door. [...]

Last night, I dreamed my sister and I were bridesmaids in Tyra Banks’ wedding. Only, Mollie got to wear a normal bridesmaid dress, but Tyra had me done up in a big poufy white thing – pretty much another bride’s dress. I think I might have been Tyra Banks’ glorified flower girl.

I woke up before [...]

Every year, I dread July, with the kind of dread usually reserved for things like root canals and the first day of fat camp.

The month contains two anniversaries of really difficult dates for me. And for some reason, that has morphed into an entire month of crappiness.

It’s July 3rd, and this year hasn’t been any [...]