I am tired and busy and tired and sad and tired, and have been that way for a long time.

A good part of the “busy” is that lots of the stuff that’s taking up my time is good for taking photographs, and you can pick and choose which photoset would best suit your current blog-reading needs.

It’s Choose Your Own PhotoBlog Entry!

And as a special treat, I will tell you what your choice says about YOU, just like Cosmopolitan would.

It’s the least I can do.

CHOICE A:

The Ft. Lauderdale Air & Sea Show. Not photos of the actual show itself, but of a sneak preview media ride where I got to be copilot.

CHOICE B:

The Upper Keys Relay For Life. I was a speaker at the event. It was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do*.

CHOICE C:

Kentucky Derby Party in Boca Raton. Good times, bad race picks, lots of mint juleps.

CHOICE D:

My friend Nathalie’s sons’ baptism – two little boys, baby Michael and 5-year-old Mini Vinnie. Why yes, that IS the head of the pope, in a glass box on a table. Why do you ask?

CHOICE E:

Remember when I went to the Monkey Jungle, and the entire photoset completely sucked? Well, I knew more and better monkey photos were taken, and now, they have been added to the set. I don’t know if they push the set over into the territory of being “good,” and I’m thinking “no,” but damn it, they are up now.

What your choice says about you! These are for sure real and true, because I used science to write them.

If you chose A: You are overcompensating, because of lingering self-doubt about your masculinity. If you are a woman, you are a lesbian. Everyone knows only men like planes.

If you chose B: You are altruistic, interested in health issues, and REALLY jealous that I used to live in the Keys. Since it’s the only choice that hinted at photos of me, you might also be a stalker.

*If you are really interested in stalking the crap out of me, or if you would like to hear my speech, you can find it here. It’s sad. Beaker acted like I ambushed him with sad when I practiced it on him, so you have been warned. It’s sad.

If you chose C: You have a problem with gambling, or drinking, or bestiality, or some combination of all three.

If you chose D: You are Nathalie.

If you chose E: You love monkeys almost as much as I do, because you are electing to revisit a pathetic photo set based on the vague promise that maybe, possibly, there will be a few more unclear, dark shots of some monkeys. Also, I think you are fantastic.

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