Matt made one of my fantasies come true this weekend.

No, not the one with the cowboys and the whipped cream.

Not the one with the Jude Law and a whole package of wax strips, either.

Although, this one also involves hair – I’ve always wanted to take a guy with a beard, then shave it off, piece [...]

Last week, when Nathalie and I wanted to split a breakfast sandwich but I had to get my bacon on the side, I remembered it was Lent, and this reminded my of my favorite Lent story.

I have a pretty serious sugar habit. Two things you can find in my bed at all times are:

1. books

2. [...]

Here’s the thing a lot of everyone else doesn’t know about high-maintenance people:

We hate being high-maintenance just as much as you hate dealing with our shit.

Unless the high-maintenance person you know wears things emblazoned with the words “Diva” or “Princess.” That means your high-maintenance friend is actually just a spoiled asshole.

Things I have done since my last entry:

1. Watched Dave Chappelle’s Block Party, then tried, in vain, to work hip-hop slang into my everyday vocabulary. Try as I might, I just can’t pull it off. And believe me – I was going HARD for ironic shock value. No dice.

2. Spilled a glass of wine all [...]

So, why haven’t I been updating very much so far in March? Well, I’ve been busy giving birth. My new baby!

See? There’s the proud father.

And there I am, the proud and happy mother, holding my new child. Doesn’t he [...]

Do you love The Amazing Race! If so, so do I! If not, you suck – it’s the best reality TV out there, and probably one of the best shows out there, period.

Either way, check out Maggie’s and my new blog on The Amazing Race.