Jamie’s Crabby Product Review #1
I’m feeling a little self-conscious today, because I ran out of all my normal lotion, and am forced to fall back on my bottle of Jergens “Soft Shimmer Skin Radiance Moisturizer.”
Soft shimmer, my ass. This stuff is all that glitters is gold. Leprechauns keep trying to kidnap me.
Dear Jergens Packaging Copywriters,
Here’s a little clue. If after applying your product, my palms look like I just wrapped up a hand job on an Oscar, your lotion is not actually providing “subtle light reflectors.”
I’ll give you “skin radiance,”
Disco Jamie
February 28th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Yeah, I bought the same stuff on Claudia’s recommendation. She wore it daily and said that she loved it. Unfortunately for me, I forget that Claudia sometimes forgets that 20 years has passed and still believes that it is 1986. That’s what happens when you make friends with someone 10 years your senior who started having kids when people thought that Milli Vanilli could sing.