I am very happy the Steelers are going to the Superbowl. Not only was I born in Pittsburgh, then lived there until I was 12 and a half, but I am the product of a man who SUBSCRIBES to THE STEELERS DIGEST. Did you know there was such a thing? Well, there is. I’ve seen [...]

Go, Steelers!

Fascinating things I see on my drive to work:

1. Big Al’s Gun Range. I WILL go there and learn how to shoot a gun. And possibly attempt to woo and date Big Al.

2. Sweeney’s 23 Hour Liquor Lounge. This one blows my mind every day, because WHAT IS THAT MYSTERIOUS, CLOSED 23rd HOUR? Which could [...]

You know how there’s nothing wrong, but sometimes you’re trying to deal with some issues in your life and in your head, and maybe you’ve been fighting a cold and so you’re tired all the time, and it’s probably not depression from any textbook definition, but it’s more like a funk? And you’re in it [...]

I walked out of a store tonight carrying a bag that contained orange juice (for leftover champagne mimosas), Chubby Hubby ice cream, and purple hair dye.

I got all the way to my car before I thought, “Holy wow, that might be a dangerous combination.”

I was totally hacked. Hmm, I wonder who could have done it?

My boyfriend Matt is quite simply the best boyfriend in the history of boyfriends. There might be a top 5 somewhere, but he’s easily better than all of them combined. Try not to be too jealous mighty internet because you do not have Matt as your boyfriend. If however you happen to have a boyfriend [...]