I was just in the grocery store. I needed milk, and the guy stocking the milk was in my way, so I said, “Would you please hand me a green one?”

And as he did, he said, “Here you go! Enjoy your milk! Don’t let your milk enjoy you!”

That kicks Got Milk?’s ass.

And now, my cat has died.

This is a really difficult thing to say without coming off as horribly self-pitying and completely lacking perspective.

But I have been having a really tough time of it lately. I can’t seem to catch a break.

I’ve been through much worse, and I’m sure much worse will come back to visit [...]