Gigs
A man I know just got back from a week in Vegas. He told me he rode an elevator with Ashlee Simpson and her buddy. He said Ashlee Simpson gabbed and gabbed on her cell phone, loud as hell, the entire way up. Right before they got off, he asked Ashlee Simpson, “Is that really your talking, or are you moving your lips to a recording?”
Kind of a cheap shot, would have been funnier in late fall of 2004, and I’m SURE Ashlee Simpson has heard it before.
But Ashlee Simpson flipped him the bird, and that’s pretty much awesome. He doesn’t drink or gamble, so he said it was the highlight of his whole vacation.
There’s a new talk show host at my radio station. Just started today. He’s in there doing his thing, and I come in to anchor the newscasts at the top and bottom of the hours.
Here are some things he told the radio audience about me, today.
*He’s terrified of me (undetermined)
*I type on two different keyboards, with two different hands, at the same time (true)
*I glared at him (not true)
*I kicked him under the desk (also a lie)
*I’m an intense young lady (occasionally true)
*I’m an oldest child, and it explains a LOT (true)
*I am a good sport (also true – it was a little scary when he invited callers to call in and COMMENT on me, but the verbal sparring was a nice change and kind of fun, I have to admit)
P.S. Confidential to Noisies: We had a technical glitch when backing up the board. It looks like we are going to lose about a week of data, but we’re working on getting everything back up as quickly as possible. Sorry about the interruption, and please be patient – we miss you guys like crazy, too.