Aftermath
It’s hard for me to tell you how last night’s bender went, because I’m still kind of on it.
But I have a bruise on my knee, one on my shoulder, and one on my ribs, a mysterious sticky spot on my floor that took my flip flops off of my feet when I walked across it, a lotto ticket that won me a free ticket I haven’t cashed in yet, and a new xmas tree we’ve named Dennis.
December 21st, 2005 at 10:25 am
[...] Also on the agenda this morning is a mushroom-and-tomato omelet, watering Dennis, and finally cleaning up that sticky spot from my bender, er, two weeks ago. It’s kind of a shame – I’ve finally trained myself to stop walking across it. [...]