This is probably the quietest it’s been at my dad’s house since I got here.

Mollie picked me up at the airport. We went straight to the Elk’s. Man, those people drop some bank on each other for gifts. Then home, shower, food, church, BEEEEED. Oh, I forgot to tell you – on Christmas Eve Eve, [...]

I am lucky enough to live in a land where jackets are probably not even needed in December, but my family is stupid and they all still live in OHIO and PENNSYLVANIA, where not only is it always fucking freezing past October, but word on the street is it’s even more cold than usual this [...]

I didn’t think July would ever come to an end this year. Literally. By the end of that godforsaken month, I was so ready to pack it in, I was saying, “Fuck you, July!” to everyone who would listen, and Harmony made me a graphic partially to commemorate my hell, but mostly, I think to [...]

So, I went to this xmas party on Saturday night.

I think the terrifying photo probably speaks for itself, but let’s forge ahead anyway, shall we?

The person inside the penguin suit hangs out at this pub up in Boca. They’ve become a SoFla family to him. And 99% of them are British.

They’re all loads of fun, [...]

I’m on my way to a doctor’s appointment I’m nervous about. Is there anything worse than that, really? I do not think so. This particular event, I’ve put off for THREE YEARS.

Then, what will probably be my last visit to/night spent in the house where Beaker and I lived together. First time Miss Budina won’t [...]

My pops called to tell me he googled me, and found a recording of me being interviewed by an Australian radio station after last week’s shooting at the Miami International Airport. Curious, I did a self-google. I found the interview, and also, this guy, who wrote this, and we exchanged emails, and that was pretty [...]

I’m so into Christmas this year.

It hasn’t been that way for 3 years, now – since my mom died. I think it’s because she used to like Christmas so damn much. She used to decorate the house until the house cried red and green glitter tears and begged for mercy. We’d go to school one [...]